Ok, there's a long, drawn-out story behind this one.  Ali's brother called the business phone one night and left us a message that he wanted a codpiece with a dragon on it.  Yes, he's a joker...  So, I called him back, leaving him a message that we could do it, and would he want an Oriental dragon or European dragon.  Nothing else was ever said about the messages, but I told Ali that I was going to make him the codpiece and bill him for it.  I came up with the design, even fur-lined the inside of it (for an 'extra' charge, of course), and sent it to him with a full, company invoice.  On the invoice was a post-it note saying "In lieu of payment, I will accept a picture of you wearing it".  I have heard there is a photo floating around somewhere of him wearing it in the break room at work, and as soon as I get a copy of it, I'll post it here.